Ay am da seely sayd op Shiba Inu. Mi, Sheeber Eenoo, ppfff! Sam zuper smartipants pipol tot Ay am hees bro. I kenat! Ayb beEN weyting fowr A berie long taYm to kamowt. Eeets paynalee taym! 

Eet'z TaYm fowr dees seely sueper-dooper spweedie pleys to zuumm!

Wog yor teyls, geegle weed ebryone, mek sam fwenDs, en meyk dees weegly awdventsur fan en eggxiteeng!